Things you will say as a boy mom… #3
“No, sweetie, your penis won’t fall off, so you can stop holding it while you’re watching TV or brushing your teeth.” [ read the whole list ]
My precious child… mommy hasn’t abandoned you.
MOMMY IS JUST ON THE PHONE.
This is a good time to ignore me… like you do when I’m not on the phone. [ read post ]
I like hashtags because they look like waffles #
Money may not solve ALL your problems…
But having money can possibly solve all your MONEY problems.